I’ve heard a great deal about you, Fa Mulan. You stole your father’s armor, ran away from home. Impersonated a soldier. Deceived your commanding officer! Dishonored the Chinese army! Destroyed my palace!

And… you have saved us all.

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You better start believing in ghost stories Miss Turner, you’re in one.

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♫  Endless list of Favorite Musicals: Legally Blonde

Wait. You came out here to follow a man?
Harvard Law was just part of that plan?
Man, what rich romantic planet are you from?

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did i allow u to have fun without me

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im not ignoring your snapchats, im just too ugly to reply at the moment

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people do crazy things when they’re in love

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"Of course, dogs are a pretty poor judge of human beauty. But I had a rough idea of what to look for." 101 Dalmatians, 1961

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Drink up me ‘earties. Yo ho.

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replacing my heart with another liver so i can drink more and care less

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I want to date a professional athlete so that I can watch all their home games and cheer them on and sit with all the girlfriends and wives and be like a little club and go to all the big parties and tell everyone that he’s your boyfriend but no one believes you unless you’re together